“As if you were on fire from within. The moon lives in the lining of your skin.” — Pablo Neruda Have you ever met a woman whose mere …
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Sex Dreams: Are They What They Seem?
Last night I dreamed that I was seeing a therapist in a room full of robots reminiscent of gigantic Barbies with bad hair. As I told the …
5 Things Writers Can Learn From Models
“What's past is prologue.” — William Shakespeare I'm a big fan of living in the now and not dwelling on the past, but I also think that our …
Odd Jobs: The Happy Penis Operator
“Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.” — Zig Ziglar Like many bohemians, I've had my share of odd jobs. One of …
Thong Underwear: Frisky Friend or Frustrating Foe?
Americans spend about $575 million on thong underwear per year, according to Glamour magazine. To me that sounds like 130 million …